for a nickel i will


the punchline to a joke i knew as a kid,

i have long since forgotten the joke, but i have always remembered the punchline.

so, if someone asks you to do something for them,
just reply with a southern accent (cause it sounds better):
“for a nickel i will”
friend 1: ” blow me”
friend 2: ” for a nickel i will”

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