Forbidden Picnic
a s-x act involving 2 or more people where picnic style foods (apples, crackers, sandwiches, cheese, dip, etc.) are shoved into one partic-p-nt’s -n-s thus making him/her the “picnic basket”. everyone then proceeds to have s-x, orgy style on top of a red-and-white checkerboard patterned blanket that has been laid under a tree on a gr-ssy hill. after the group -rg-sm each person takes some food out of the aforementioned picnic basket to munch on.
-note: 2 or more people need to be in attendance, sticking food up your -ss and masturbating does not count.
“jill and i were planning our own little forbidden picnic but on the way we met a homeless man which made our picnic all the better.”
the s-xual act of engaging in -n-l s-x while eating food off of the receiver’s back.
the grapes tasted so much better eaten off of jessie’s back during the forbidden picnic last night.
Read Also:
- dastrobolical
dastrobolical: (adj) brilliantly dark, evil. ingenious, similar to diabolical but of a higher evil. the dastrobolical scientist gleamed at his finished creation.
- straighten out
means to duff somebody…kill em. kill a dude them have the morgue staighten him out so they can put him in the casket. …”i’m about to go straighten out this h-m-” mike: “aye, you hear about chris?” tony: “yea, i heard some dude from philly came to town and straightened his -ss out, i guess […]
- Forechin
forechin is a chin that takes up the same amount of sp-ce as the forehead, leaving the eyes, nose, mouth to be centered in the middle. forechin example: ben roethlisberger, jay leno
- Knob Rocket
a kn-b rocket is a person who is either an -sshole or a d-ck. mary: jack just had s-x with me and then broke up. jane: wow jack is a real kn-b rocket! can be used to describe someone you’d normaly call a c-nt-pr-ck-or tw-t, infront of more sensative people, children not used to street […]
- freakfest
a party or gathering of very strange people or people doing strange things that party you invited me to last night turned out to be a total freakfest