Forbing
the act of only being able to communicate using a power point presentation.
phil: hey brad, this is kenny.
brad: hey kenny! how you doing?
silence….
brad (to phil): dude, why’s he not talking?
phil: oh don’t worry, should have said, he’s forbing, he can only talk if he’s reading it off power point.
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