Forced Family Climate Bonding
spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. normally, this “quality time” soon turns to anarchy and a need for wine or other booze for the parental units. usually abbreviated ffcb.
after the fourth straight day without school, the ffcb (forced family climate bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.
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