Ford

the ford motor company is currently the second largest carmaker on earth. “fomoco” (one of its nicknames) includes the ford, mercury, lincoln, volvo, jaguar, land rover and aston martin brands, which cover m-ssive parts of the car market in the us and abroad. it is widely believed that ford’s american brands, namely ford, mercury and lincoln, are suffering due to the added responsibilities of the new additions to the ford family, as well as controversies harming important models, like the older version of the ford explorer suv and ford focus compact. ford is criticized especially for its handling of the historical and ailing lincoln brand, which is no longer a top-tier luxury brand while its rival cadillac is supported more heavily by general motors, along with the increasingly irrelevant mercury brand, which sells the most obvious twins of ford models besides lincoln.
ford completed the expulsion of the lincoln brand from its premier automotive group.

ownt!
now the best car company in the world since the j-panese believe they can make perfect cars by divine right while ford over here actually started building quality cars.
person 1: my ford fusion has 500,000 miles on it and its still running like new.

person 2: the gas pedal in my camry got stuck and i crashed into a tree
1. a company that produces motor vehicles
2. a brand of motor vehicle

ford was the first company to pioneer m-ss production, and thus lower prices enough for the middle-cl-ss to afford them. in this way the company became a symbol of americanism and effectivity, and a common target of antiamericans and anticapitalists.

i am working for ford.

i am driving a ford.
f-cker only runs downhill
i got a ford, let me guess that f-cker only runs downhill
1. found on road dead
2. fixed or repaired daily
3. f-cked on race day
ford.. pfft.
oldest american automobile manufacturer. only remaining automobile company that is still finacially solvent.
ford, acronym; freakin’ oakies really dig ’em
an american car company, started by the entepreneur henry ford in the detroit, michigan area in the early 20th century. the name “ford” is for many people an acronym in various forms:

figure on repairs daily
fix or repairs daily
found on the road dead
f-cked over rebuilt dodge
f-cked over rebuilt dishwasher

and on a positive angle:

first on race day
my second car was a ford fairmont. because it had a v4 engine it took a few seconds to accelerate, but once it “clicked” it took off like a bat out of h-ll. maybe it wasn’t first on race day but maybe fourth or fifth on race day. it got me going. it never behaved like the negative acronyms suggest. it performed quite nicely.

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