Ford KA

a vehicle made by the ford motor corporation.
-ultra low quality styling
-lowest grade -ssembling (even low quality chinese factories believed it was cr-p)
-has about as much appeal as grandma p-rn
-has a engine that would struggle to power a lawn mower
-does the quarter mile somewhere between tuesday and friday
-causes instant embarr-ssment for the driver who should invest in a paper bag for their head.
-last of all you would be more safe juggling sticks of highly dangerous uranium rather than having an accident in one. (eg. better chance of surviving a nuclear fallout)
character 1: did you hear that james got a ford ka?
character 2: its not funny to make jokes like that
character 1: i’m serious!
character 2: what an absolute c-ck-bag… james is the lowest form of life and doesn’t deserve to live, buying a ford ka is like worshiping the devil, he is a danger to society and should be shot on sight…
an ill advised experiment to construct an automobile from the following items;
1. upturned tin bathtub.
2. low-grade plastic novelty items from a charity shop.
3. a moldy t-rd.
4. a fresh t-rd.
5. the contents of yesterdays ‘jam-rag’ bin.
6. a used johnny.
7. discarded unwashed clothing reclaimed from the bins behind a well ‘stocked’ hospice.
8. another t-rd.

the ford ka stood out from the crowd because of its particularly charming ability to induce pointing, laughing, projectile vomiting & dry minges.
person 1: “who in the mary hinge laid a giant brown ‘-rs-‘ dreadnought outside my house?!”
person 2: “aaah, yeah that’ll be me, it’s a car, a ford ka… what’dya think of her?”
person 1: “push it into the sea at once, i’ll give you a hand, hopefully it’ll sink. & let’s not talk of your faux pas again. idiot.”
my lovely car =) reliable and speedy woo
streetka ka sport, both great cars