ford taurus
a reliable car made by the ford motor company. in it’s older models, it may not have been the prettiest of cars (although the 96 model looks eerily like a puppy), but it can survive anything. it will win in a fight with most other vehicles and objects and has been known to fix it’s own problems on occasion. it does tend to develop an annoying squeak in the engine, but you can just quit your b-tching and deal with it cause it’s not hurting anybody is it?
my ford taurus has been squeaking like mice on acid, but then i hit a big pothole and it just gave up. very nice!
a mid-sized mid-priced sedan from the ford motor company. it’s ugly as sin and notorious for being cheap and sh-tty. early 90’s low-end models are virtually indestructible due to a front and rear set of polyurethane b-mpers, however being able to survive a full speed impact into a tree without any visual damage doesn’t make it any less of a piece of sh-t.
i can’t stand this f-cking ford taurus, it gets eight miles to the gallon, has an exhaust leak that makes it sound like a lawnmower, and looks like it belongs in a destruction derby.
hulking piece of sh-t car made in america
guy 1: there is a bucket of sh-t parked in my driveway with its lights on
guy 2: oh, that must be my ford taurus
guy 1: twazzer!!!!!
see piece of sh-t.
pity me, for i drive a ford taurus.
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