Forde

the lesser know son of the horseman war.forde was demoted to demigod status because of his affair with the greek moon g-ddess, achelois.this scandal was only to be one of many,each of which became more deviant than the last.forde’s actions became public,which infuriated and war,who could do nothing since he had dealt the harshest punishment allowed for such acts.forde’s downfall came during one of his,now too frequent,excursion.just before the climax, forde performed a,now widely known,’donkeypunch’.unfortunately ,forde was too aggressive,having been used to more perverted acts,ended up killing his partner.killing another g-d was strictly forbidden,forde’s punishment was dealt out swiftly.forde was stripped of his power and was cast down to earth for 1000 years.during is first year he was captured by the maya who sacrificed him to please their g-ds.upon forde’s death,his spirit was inadvertently released and free to roam the word. forde wandered the earth,saturating the land with his presence.he found a place amongst the roman’s as a fertility g-d but later fell into a cult status of a deity of perversion,much favoured by the emperor nero.forde was chased out of italy by diana,the roman g-ddess of the hunt.his later actions are unaccounted for,but it is believed that he escaped into germany and then the uk. forde is synonymous with; perversion,deviant,s-x obsession
see that guy there?
ya?
he’s a forde
how do you know?
he was on the news.they caught him flogging a dead horse
internetbank login device
nettbank innloggings dings
i need to pay som bills online, where’s my førde?

jeg må betale regninger på nettbanken, hvor er førde’n min så jeg får logget inn?
1.neck
2.a person who gives neck
rip is gettin some good forde right now.