Forehead Scraper
a person that continually rubs their forehead until their hair line recedes. one who worries about about every little thing in life while rubbing their forehead. the leading cause of premature baldness in duttons.
the mechanic said: your car runs just fine, don’t be such a forehead scr-per.
if you worry about worrying too much, you may be a forehead scr-per.
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