Foreign Bowl Syndrome
foreign bowl syndrome (fbs) is a real and common disease among 78% of americans, a statistic i made up for this definition, in which a person has to withhold a bowel movement (bm) because the toilet isn’t the one at home.
tim: “d-mn bro i have to take a p–p.”
chuck: “well then just go dude”
tim: “i can’t just ‘go’ i have fbs!”
chuck: “what’s that?”
tim: “foreign bowl syndrome. i can’t trust any toilet bowl other than my own.”
chuck: “you’re an idiot.”
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