foreplay
touching/kissing/licking each other in a stimulating manner, in order to become “turned on” before having actual s-x.
person 1:so are you two like, having s-x?
person 2:no, well we’ve done foreplay but it hasnt lead to anything yet.
fooling around and such :
-kissing
-touching
-being crazy!
…without taking it too far (i.e. f-cking eachother)
you dont have to be single!!!
we should get together. you know, a lil foreplay… then who knows…
the excuse par excellence if you are caught in the act of adultery.
husband: you! what are you doing with my wife???
adulterer: well, seeing as i knew you were going to bone her later, i thought i would save you some trouble by doing the foreplay for you.
husband: oh, that’s very considerate of you, old chap, you are such a true friend, etc etc
what is supposed to come before s-x or leading up to it. often conveniently forgotten by the male.
lisa “honey why don’t you ever give me any foreplay?”
fred “what’s that? oh you mean that ridiculous time-consuming event before s-x? i completely forgot about it.”
activit-tes such as kissing, touching, oral s-x and other means of arousal/s-xual stimulation that happen before intercourse. it is meant to increase the level of arousal before the act of penetration
jane: why is intercourse with my boyfriend sometimes painfull?
mary sue: probably because you are not engaging in enough foreplay before hand as most women cannot climax from penetration alone and need other means of arousal before the fact, espicially cl-toral stimulation.
jane:i see.
a man’s foreplay to women:
lay her down on the bed and kneel between her legs. lean forward and kiss her p-ssionately and slowly make your way down her chest and stomach, rubbing her b–bs the whole time. once you reach her p-ssy, hold her knees down and lick/kiss around her thighs. then lick up and down her slit for a few seconds to turn her on. then, slowly push your tongue between her p-ssy lips and explore her. push and lick her cl-t a little to get her moaning. stay here for a minute, this is the most sensitive part of the p-ssy and will get her bucking up at you in no time. when she does, hold her knees down more firmly and push even harder with your tongue. when she stops bucking, move your tongue down slowly and insert it into her. the first insertion should be slow, but the rest should be jamming into her harder than either of you ever thought possible. as you tongue f-ck her, take one hand and rub her cl-t. this will make her go crazy. as you do this, take the other hand and rub her t-ts, occasionally pinching her nipples. if she starts to buck up again take your hand that’s on her t-ts and hold down her hips. then switch your hand and tongue, f-ng-rf-ck her while licking up and down her cl-t. start with one finger, but add however many will fit, one at a time. move your fingers hard and fast inside her. do all of this until she c-ms, which, if you did it right, won’t be long. after you finish, she is bound to suck you and pleasure you however you want.
all good s-x starts with foreplay.
the act of s-xually arousing your lover before you partake in having s-x. the fore is derrived from before. usually the woman initiates it by either giving the man a handjob or a bl-wj-b.
before having s-x ashley was giving me a hand job then i slowly picked her up and let her do the rest.
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