Forer
1) an individual deficient in the art of pr-nouncing one’s own name.
2) the buildup of secreted sweat, grease, and -ss that builds up somehow between the toes.
3) from the latin “forehead”, meaning “one with forehead of a thousand mastadon monkeys”
1) “is ms. ..uh… i can’t pr-nounce this. idiot-r-t-rd? is ms. idiot-no-name here? ms. toejam i’m marking you absent unless you say “here”. no? -marks absent- what a loser.
2) does anyone smell forer? i do. and i want to vomit, that’s how bad forer smells. disgusting.
3) guy number 1: would you look at that!
guy number 2: i can’t see, there must be a forer in the way or something, but it’s hard to tell considering it’s so freakishly large.
guy number 3: hey, anyone seen my keys?
guy number 2: check behind the forer, i bet you’ll find a mastadon monkey, which is the size of an elephant and smaller than forer’s forehead.
guy number 5: i disposed of 4’s body. what happened to him, anyway?
forer: marc i know you’re talking about me and i think you’re stupid.
guy number 2: oh my god!! look out!! it’ll attack you before you can pr-nounce it-!ahhhhhhhhhhggrrpbbbbbt …squish
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