Foreskin Fortress
when a man’s p-n-s is fully erect and the foreskin still hangs off the d-ck end. usually caused by excessive tugging of the foreskin or from having too many boys chew on it like bubble gum.
son: “dad? why does your bald burrito look like sh-t?”
dad: “well you see son, i have a foreskin fortress!”
son: “when i grow up, will i have a foreskin fortress?”
dad: “shut the f-ck up son, and keep chewing your bubble gum!”
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