forest hair
a hairstyle in which a girl’s hair is tousled so that she looks like she lives in a forest or similarly uninhabited area. extremely s-xy. (budding twigs and leaves can be added for effect as desired.)
oh sh-t! dude, forest hair girl sat next to me in cl-ss and i almost creamed my pants. looks like i’ll need to make a trip to the great outdoors…
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