Forever 31


a fictional store where women can purchase age-inappropriate clothing.

usually cited when a woman of advancing age (a) wears clothing better suited to a female half her age or (b) wears club clothes to work.
person a: lawd, did you see that dress propecia was wearing today?

person b: yea, was there a sale at forever 31 i didn’t know about??

person a: yup, looks like that dress is from fxxxi’s “club to conference room” collection, late 2009 if i recall correctly.

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