Forever and a Half
a phrase meaning a very long time.
jay: “kay, hurry up!!! i have to pee!!!”
kay: “okay, okay, okay!!! i’m done!!!”
jay: “man, you took, like, forever and a half!!! what were you doing in there???!!!
been so long that it seems longer than forever.
my god i haven’t seen you in forever and a half!
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