Forever Poop
a “forever p–p” is when you are in the bathroom more than 7 minutes taking a sh-t, but will also linger a little longer just to enjoy the alone time, and possibly catch up on text/fb!
my kids drive me insane during the day, so when their father gets home from work, i will escape to the nearest bathroom for a “forever p–p”. ahhhh, much b-tt-er!
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