forklift olympics
a large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at home depot is not there, and the manager who subst-tutes for him just sits in the office and doesn’t supervise anything…
boss just broke his hip. he’s going to be out for a week for surgery. i guess we’re having the forklift olympics early this year!
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