fornie
the object of a fornicator’s fornication.
-n-logous to the positions of employers in relation to employees.
i.e., fornie is to fornication as employee is to employment
simply put, a former (or current) f-ck buddy.
thing 1: i ran into jessie last nite
thing 2: who?
thing 1: jessie, that old fornie i used to bang back in austin
thing 2: ohhhhhh…how’s she lookin now?
thing 1: like living plastic… she went and got the cali treatment.
thing 2: b-mmer…
thing 1: indeed.
shortened name for “the fornicator”, an affectionate name given to those lucky such people who have photos taken of them in compromising positions (taken unawares), therefore blessing you with a name that you can never shake.
oh look at fornie! she’s at it again!
she’s about to get her fornie on!
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