Fornipad


additional protective sheet, towel, blanket, etc. used to prevent sweat and/or bodily fluids from reaching the bed, couch, chair, any other object during s-xual relations.
get the fornipad, my roomate will be p-ssed if i ruin another couch with my -ss sweat

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