forniphilia
is a form of bondage and s-xual objectification in which a person’s body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.
man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?
Read Also:
- Magnolia Bomb
what it looks like when you walk into a brand new unfurnished house, that is painted completely offwhite on the inside. buddy: “come check out my new house, i still have to furnish it, what do you think?” laura: “wow, looks like a magnolia bomb went off in here!”
- cock cork
anti-producer/std system . a condom. i have to go grab a box of c-ck corks for tomorrow night’s party. throw on a cork before you fork.
- stfuymf
shut the f-ck up you mother f-cker! hey you… stfuymf, and go to h-ll!!!
- stinky nuts
a person that doesn’t bathe regularly. jim is a stinky nuts. i don’t think that guy has ever seen a shower. a mixed drink made up of: – 5 oz yukon jack – 5 oz pepsi – 2 oz sprite mix the yukon and pepsi half and half, then add sprite, it is pretty sick, […]
- Fornitard
someone who is cr-p at s-x dude! sydney was such a fornitard she couldnt even suck on my b-llsack right!