fornumpties
noun – ridculously easy or pointless work mainly used to decribe training courses or general office b-ll-cks.
the phrase is most popular in portsmouth and around the south coast of england.
lisa – “are you coming out tonight?”
sarah – “no i’ve got some fornumpties to get done for tomorrow.”
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