Forrest Pump
a p-rno mawking the movie forrest gump. it has basically the same dialogue as the movie, but changed with p-rnographic langauge.
in the p-rno, forrest pump:
(scene where forrest is in vietnam and gets shot)
“oww, something f-cked me!!!!”
(scene where forrest is in hospital with lt. dan)
lt. clam!!!! i came!!!!
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