Fort Bragg Swag
the att-tude, lifestyle, dress, and general demeanor of an 82nd airborne div paratrooper, predominantly seen around ft. bragg nc, and characterized by a ferocious ‘don’t give a f-ck’ att-tude. (see also: bad-ss)
one who exibits fort bragg swag typically comes equipped with mild ptsd and a significant amount of disposable income from combat deployments. he has a chip on his shoulder, a severe thirst for debauchery, and a firm reputation to uphold.
he can usually be found:
a). driving wrecklessly (sometimes intoxicated) at odd hours of the day.
b). carrying on obnoxiously loud / vulgar conversations with at least 4 other friends in family restaurants
c). kicking -ss and/or taking names in and around fayetteville, nc bars
d). trying to stick his d-ck in anything that moves. the recreational pursuit of obese women for sport / bragging rights, (see also: hogging) is a particularly favorite past time.
he treats the world as his blow up doll. pre-games more than most people drink all night, and generally lives too intensely for any piece of equipment in his life to hold up. .
fort bragg swag means he usually leaves a distinct, contiguous pattern of scarring across the things he touches in all aspects of his endeavor. the scars on his face match the scuffs on his desert boots, the blood on his gloves, the notches on his bed post, the gashes in the wood of his favorite guitar and so forth.
<82nd dude #1> “bro, this weekend was f-ckin’ b-lls out insane. we got sh-t tanked at chilis, i laid 3 chicks, we got in a f-ckin fight in the strip club parking lot, i p-ssed on a homeless dude, busted off a full magazine at that big -ss water tower off all american fwy, i got kicked out of 3 different bars and we got the cops called on us for riding our 4 wheeler through a residential neighborhood at 5am.”
<82nd dude #2> “jesus f’n christ, that’s f-ckin’ bad-ss! how are you still alive?”
<82nd dude #1> “don’t judge me, dog, it’s that fort bragg swag. you’ve seen me in the shower, you know how good my c-ck looks in my 82nd airborne reenlistment shorts…..so you ready for this run??”
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