Fort Chiswell
the small community in southwest virginia where i-81 and i-77 come together. it is also the land of a thousand cows, and somewhere one would not want to break down, despite the mighty array of fast food restaurants and gas stations.
dude 1: “do you want to go to fort chiswell tonight?”
dude 2: “why, do you want cheap french fries and expensive gas?”
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