Fort Dude
fort dude is a house in tempe, az where small get-togethers happen, which often involve cuddle puddles, booze, and deemsters. fort dude has a constant rotation of members but as of april 18, 2009, fort dude consists of shlomo, chris, taj, richard, and justin. each member of fort dude represents a separate piece of humanity, except for taj and chris who are essentially the same person.
shlomo represents wisdom and beauty.
justin represents confusion and puppy love.
richard represents dance and noodles.
chris represents mirth and toilet paper.
taj represents smelly farts and free hugs.
fort dude often hosts family dinners where people can come with either money or a dish and food is shared and tales are weaved.
the official mascot for fort dude is their cat starfox. the official videogame is call of duty 4. the official board game is apples to apples. the official neighbor girls never come over anymore.
fort dude originally gained notoriety for housing the drummer of band “this century” and his less known brother jason.
although fort dude is smelly, the vibe is bodacious!
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