Fort Lawn
a small town in south carolina.
where everybody knows everybody.
has one stoplight.
the fall festival and the christmas parade is the highlight of the year.
oh wow i know jolottie, she lives on the other side of fort lawn.
the smallest speck on the south carolina map.
where our biggest attraction is a dollar general.
when you go through this town, don’t blink!!
oh dang, you just missed it.
“i live in fort lawn.”
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