Fort Misery
slang for fort myers, fl. a city in lee county. it’s next door neighbors are cape coma and no fo. it’s referred to by many as fort misery because it’s an unbelievably boring town that has a knack of sucking you in and you can never escape.
person a: “i wish i could move out of this town.”
person b: “you know that’s not going to happen dipsh-t, you live in fort misery. there’s no escaping this armpit of the nation.”
person a: “i know, it’s like a black hole that you can never escape from. anyone i’ve known to move away always ended up coming back…”
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