Fortified
sh-t food in disguise
“omg, cap’n crunch is fortified with seven vitamins and minerals!? it must certainly be healthy!”
“no, actually ‘fortified’ is just code for sh-t in disguise.”
“blasphemy!”
when you have weed on you
yo john are you fortified
yeah i got 2 grams homie
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