Forts Syndrome
an unhealthy obsession with the past and a refusal to live in the present. symptoms include constant reminiscing about stories, people or events from college despite graduation having taken place in a different century than the one we now live in.
dave has come down with a terminal case of forts syndrome. he spent the entire night on facebook stalking his college hook-ups and sending them text messages asking if they were going to the maac tournament….they had moved on from 1998….sadly, he had not.
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