forward fart
farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your -ss, it moves forward in bubble towards the scr-t-m or v-g-n- and exits in the front of the pelvic region.
“ah, man…i just let out a forward fart…gross!”
an email that is “p-ssed” to your inbox, and will most likely stink.
i get at least ten forward farts a day. how do i kindly tell my forward fairies to “get a life!”?
dang it, i did it again! i read a forward fart and actually enjoyed it. i feel so cheap!
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