Forward Friends
friends in your contacts on your phone who only send you forwards, and when you really want to text them, they never text you back (especially right after a forward.)
robert: ooh! a new text from claire! -opens it- all i get from this chick is forwards! i’m not going to “p-ss it on” and i’m not going to die..
jill: looks like you have some forward friends!.
robert: there’s only one friend…
jill: i know.
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