forza widow
she who sleeps alone whilst her male partner sits infront of his xbox/xbox360 playing forza motorsport until the early hours.
mourner: “i’m sorry for your loss, did he go quickly?”
forza widow: “too right – he did the nurburg ring in 8:51!”
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