fosser

1. a foss luser.
2. a fossie; but usually more despective.
3. a gnu zealot.
4. a gpl freeloader.
5. a linux lover.
6. a derogatory insult to a foss user. from a contraction (of the shortening) of foss + user.
7. a b-st-rdarization of loser.
8. misspelling of fusser.
– self-righteous fossers love to hate closed source software; especially microsoft’s.

– fossers think that paying for any software is evil; and hence, use every opportunity to convince you on that ground alone that their supposedly amateur offer is better; when in fact will eventually cost way more, once you take into account the time you would’ve saved using a pro tool and the steep learning curve.

– pedant fossers usually turn away potential advocates and alienate users by extreme pr-ckish att-tude, mainly in their forums. they like to put down valid inquiries and requests as if it is the other person’s fault, until they finally make them look like complete noobs.

– fossers usually like sci-fi, d&d, cosplay, etc; have no real friends or a social life (obv virgins); and are ugly, morbidly fat/skinny and dwell in their parent’s bas-m-nt; like the trolls that they really are.

– in the end; fossers would like you to get by with only water, air, their sh-t, and the good vibes of the universe.

– fossers are like the communists of the computer world. ignoring the facts that in general people do not like complex, difficult to use glorified toys masquerading as apps and oses; that they are also weak, meek, and stupid; and more so the reality that when the going gets tough, people become inherently more selfish (not altruist; ie, have to eat); and likewise their ideal software model is doomed to eventually fall apart.