Fossil Fucking
being so bored and h-rny at a museum you run to the dinosaur exhibit and jump onto the nearest fossil and hump til -j-c-l-t–n or kicked out.
security guard 1: “we got a code white!”
security guard 2: “what’s that?”
security guard 1: “-ss-holes fossil f-cking a stegalosaurus!”
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