fossilized
the state after being f-cked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward
dude i fossilized cindy so hard last night she couldn’t get up for work this morning
when someone has smoked too much weed and p-sses out for hours.
man that b-tch is f-ckin’ fossilized.
anything used to much due to s-xual relations
usually a guy
author: uve just been fossilized loser
fossilized person: shutup im not even a sl-t, leave me alone
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