Foster The People
epic new indie band
person 1: i hate how all new bands suck
person 2: dude! you need to look up foster the people, houdini’s amazing
the best band created, formed by the three s-xiest men alive (in no particular order) mark foster, mark pontius (ponci) and cubbie fink. every time they play a song, a fan girl’s ovaries explode. and that’s okay. that’s very okay. one day g-d wanted perfection, and bam there was perfection. during live performances isom innis and sean cimino perform with them. isom likes to bang the maracas in the most beautiful way.
“foster the people made my ovaries explode during their live stream last night” “oh, totally. i don’t think i’ll ever be the same after that foster the people performance.”
us’s finest.
the band that makes us europeans realize that americans have a good taste.
a:do you know foster the people, a band from us?
b: nahh, some deep sh-t hiphop?
a:absolutely not!!they are good, just born in the wrong country…
great band from los angeles formed in 2009 who make music which is mostly in the indie rock and indie pop genre. made songs such as pumped up kicks, which was popular during the summer of 2011, and helena beat. the entire alb-m ‘torches’ is very good, receiving great reviews from critics overall.
the band is made up of mark foster, who does vocals, mark pontius, who does the drums and cubbie fink who does the b-ss guitar. isom innis and sean cimino – also known as “mago” which means “wizard” in italian, as he is a “wizard” guitarist – also do live shows with foster the people, making them part of the band as well.
“who did that awesome song pumped up kicks?”
“oh, foster the people, they’re amazing.”
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