Fosters
what the yanks reckon aussies drink, also what they think we call beer. we have a totally different word for that though.. we call it… wait for it… “beer”.
fosters sucks, you’ll be hard stretched finding a fosters in any real watering hole.
if you want fosters in australia, go to some yuppie terrorist(tourist) bar in a cbd.
“did you p-ss in my stubbie??”
nah, it’s a fosters.
-silence-
_punch_
what the world thinks is australian for beer. n-body in oz actually drinks the stuff..
in regards to foster. getting so wasted that you are running into doors. hitting the walls. making flat-on-your-face falls into coffee tables. when this is the case you’ve pulled a foster! congratulations you are now completely inebriated and possibly a borderline alchoholic!
“wow foster you look pretty fostered, and i am almost certain you just pulled a foster!”
-falls down and hits coffee table-
“yep..that was definitely a foster!”
an absolutley chill and perfect guy with bright blue eyes and has a hipster side. wheels girls in but plays hard to get and makes all females fall madly over him not on purpose. beach b-m with straggley hair and gl-sses. knows what girl he wants but plays with her heart.
foster iskicking incredibly dope sh-t
a beer that is apparently popular in australian culture according to the simpsons or any other ill-refernced material.
(watching simpson episode ent-tled ‘bart vs. australia’)
dave: “dude, wat the f-ck is fosters?”
ed: “some p-ss-water at the bottom of the fridge stack at the bottleo”
dave: “never heard of it”
an australian beer that is brewed in australia but drank in england.
no self respecting australian would touch the stuff.
we export fosters, we do not intake it. -shudder-
along with being skilled in the art of inebriation he will also possess powers of sleeping in the same beds as females but without producing the expected s-xual conquest.
“dude, that hoe you were with last night was dope!!!! you take her home and f-ck her in the -ss?”
“nah, we just slept in the same bed and talked about pokemon.”
“you fostered again man”
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