Fottles


a werewolve that has extremely long toes and even longer pubic hair. they can be seen hanging around librarys and more than likely reek of urine and vomit. fottles also have a very poor sence of colour co-ordination
john : hey dude did you see that fottles lurching around in the library

jack : no but i thought i could smell p-ss

john : it’s toes were so long dude, i actually thought they were fingers seriously

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