foul oyster
1. any thing or person which affects the senses negatively.
2. a process of wetting multiple fingers, forming both hands to resemble an oyster sh-ll, and placing said “oyster sh-ll” to another’s face, while inserting both index fingers into the victim’s ear c-n-ls. a.k.a. the double wet-w-lly.
1. what a foul oyster.
2. andy just gave mario another foul oyster!
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