foulard
an unbearably foul and rat-b-st-rdy person. these obnoxious and repulsive people can usually be found in such ent-ties as the guy who is ahead of you in a drive-thru line and decides to order food for the entire continent of north america.
me:hey didn’t whats-his-bucket say he was going to call you back last week?
other person: why,yes he did! one of my friends said she thought she saw him cross the border into mexico! the foulard! as g-d as my witness i shall hunt him down and smite him while he slumbers!!
me: (in dr.evil-ish tone) riiiight..
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