found
past-tense… meaning you have discovered something new or lost. such as a secret.
that b-tch was hot till she took of her pants and i found her c-ck.
mom found my playboys.
i was dating this girl for like 2 weeks, we didn’t last long after i found out it was my girlfriend’s brother dressed as a french wh-r-.
stole
i found that doobie on the street.
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