found money


money that you find where you least expect it; or, money you receive that is not deserved or earned. such money is often believed to be cursed. in such a circ-mstance, the “law of found money” applies: spend the money as quickly as possible, or misfortune will occur.
i found a $20 bill in the wal-mart parking lot the other day. i spent it right then and there. it’s the law of found money, you know.

many lottery winners experience bad luck that is -ssociated with the enormous winnings; i believe this is the law of found money at work.

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