founder hounder

a person, usually a heteros-xual female, who pursues relationships or hookups with the founders of tech startups. like a jersey chaser for nerds. this term was used in the “bachmanity insanity” episode of “silicon valley.”
clive: “hey otto, how’s the organic sustainable single-origin artis-n-l small batch cold brew nitro coffee roasting gig going?”
otto: “not great, man. it turns out that our proprietary method of using only high alt-tude jamaican blue mountain beans filtered through the digestive tract of a civet cat is pretty expensive. so we set our price at $10 a cup, which barely covers our costs, but it’s been hard to compete with these low-end stores like four barrel and ritual that sell coffee for only $7, and the peasants here in sf actually drink that swill instead of ours. we went out of business.”
clive: “oh well, at least you have matilda. she’s your ride-or-die-b-tch, right?”
otto: “um, not really. she ditched me for this douchebag who is co-founder and ceo of this stupid app called pewply.”
clive: “you mean the app where you take a picture of your feces and it gives you dietary recommendations based on their machine learning big data algorithms? dude, pewply is awesome. it totally helped me better come to grips with my gluten allergy.”
otto: “yeah i’m sensitive to gluten too. but i can’t believe she left me for this chode just because of his piece of cr-p – no pun intended – startup!”
clive: “connect the dots, man. before you, she hooked up with the founders of markitable, zenalytics, flooberli, sharepnp, and majikly. she’s a cl-ssic founder hounder!”