Fount


to knowingly take/not return something thats not yours, and showing it off to your friends.
bryan- ” jay, where did you get that? ”

jay- ” i fount it at dudes house.”
ghetto way to say the word “found”. similar to “kilt” (killed) and smelt (smelled), and quite a few other words that are often said by hoodies in the corkseyvania area.
here’s your keys you been looking for. pookie said he fount them under his bed.
a universal singularity, the source or origin which radiates depthless knowledge and information to the willful minions of a multi-million dollar corporation.

a spring or source of water; the source or head of a stream.
what time is concrete scheduled for bank of the west – treat?
when should we pickup the delineators for fed ex?
who called from c & j contracting?
what is heck is mcnear / kosloff?

i don’t know…ask the fount.

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