Fountain fairy
its when someone is sucking your d-ck and then after you -j-c-l-t- into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.
tanner: so did you finally get it on with courtney?
nate: kinda, the b-tch only gave me a bl-wj-b and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.
baically getting your load blown on you after you blow it into her mouth.
eric: d-mn max, how was kim last night
max: well nate thought it would be funny if she gave me a fountain fairy…..it wasnt.
eric: lol!
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