Four Legged Alarm System
a large breed dog such as a german shepherd, rottweiler, doberman, pit bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. ninety nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. the four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as “scr-ps” or “tiny”.
i live in a crummy neighborhood but i’ve never been robbed since i’ve been here, because i have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound german shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!
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