Four Loko 400


similar to the beer mile, the four loko 400 is a drinking/running event. to partic-p-te in the four loko 400, one must chug an entire can of four loko at the starting line and then run a 400 meter dash (1 lap around a standard outdoor track). where as the beer mile requires at least some endurance and training (in both drinking and running), the four loko 400 requires a willingness to not feel your legs and to ignore your sense of reason.
prefontaine would have owned the four loko 400 if he hadn’t dui’ed himself to death.

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