Fourche
a term used when you are in a bad mood and then an obvious overlooked point is brought to your attention, that changes what you thought was a bad situation, into something extremely positive.
you- “my girfriend dumped me…”
friend-“cheer up! we live an hour away from panama city, and next week is the offical start of spring break. drunk college girls everywhere!!!”
you- “fourche!!!!”
a rather ubiquitous word that can function as nearly any part of speech (with the exception of antecedent in a prepositional phrase). the origin of the word seems to lie with the nighttime vision of a particular russian b-ss, in which her heard the word four times. furthur speculation resulted in the determination that three others had been complicit in the vision process – the order of the four in the beds in the hotel room precipitated a group vision in which each said a successive number (i.e. “one”, “two”, “three”), ending with the russian b-ss who mysteriously uttered the ubiquitous word. furthur ruminations would hold that the vision may have been pre-precipitated by the said b-ss riding down rte. 101 in a porsche, but was discarded due to the differential spelling. the true meaning of the word has yet to be fully realized – but all hope for a new insight daily.
“the fourche-eyed christine…”
“one, two, three, fourche, fourche, fourche, fourche…”
“extremely menacing vibrations…”
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