fourth of july
the day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
the day will smith saved the earth from an alien invasion
person a: thank goodness will smith saved us from aliens
person b: i’ll drink to that. happy fourth of july
when a girl or guy gives you a bl-w j-b while they have pop rocks the candy in their mouth.
before my girlfriend went down on me i had her put some pop rocks in her mouth so i could have a great fourth of july.
a time of explosins and emissions from tubes of various sizes..people take pleasure in these great eruptions
get ready for the sensations of the fourth of july
the worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beach
barbie: hey girl! want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
midge: f-ck girl, it’s the fourth of july. every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. we’ll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of -ss!
a night where family gets together drinks beer, plug up their big amplifiers and play jimi hendrix version of the national anthem…
and watch fireworks
fourth of july was today and the family got together and drank beer
a day when all non-u.s born people in america go to the mall to annoy those that are being forced to work that day.
hey maaaang, we should to go the mall and chill on the fourth of july!
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